Stonks Insurance

Stonks Insurance is a company founded by Diamond Hanz on February 20th, 2020. Its insurance helps other companies (i.e. The Seven and the Imagined Order) from destroying each other, hense their slogan.

=History=

Chapter 2: Season 2
When the big brawl between GHOST and SHADOW started, someone needed to keep them in balance. Epic Games, the creator of the Loop, had no control over this fight, along with all the rest of the story. But since Stonks Insurance was small, nobody was after them for help. Sooner or later, Chaos Agent, the founder of SHADOW, took everyone (except Skye and Fishtick), and made them SHADOW members. Midas (former leader of GHOST), still disguised as a GHOST member, soon made a Doomsday device to push back the storm, so SHADOW could enter the In-Between and escape the Loop. It had failed, and intead caused the island to flood. After all of this was settled, Stonks Insurance hired GHOST so they could hire new members, restore what is rightfully theirs, and quit their rivalry with SHADOW.

Chapter 2: Season 3
After Midas, who had been promoted to general, got eaten by a shark, SHADOW rebuilt The Agency, turned it into The Authority, and hired Midas' daughter Jules. Fishstick got really anxious about SHADOW taking them over, even though Stonks Insurance had them covered, quit, and went back to his restaurant in Craggy Cliffs. Thanks to Diamond Hanz, GHOST hired two new agents; Kit (Meowscles' son), and Ocean. Eventually, Meowscles turned Kit over to SHADOW. This didn't make Hanz look like a good insurance provider, so he built The Fortilla, a place for GHOST's new plans, with Ocean as a protector. SHADOW took this as an oppertunity to take over GHOST's plant store, so they could expand their lamp store, which was right beside it. Soon later, the flood cleared, revealing Coral Castle, apart of the lost city of Atlantis. GHOST promised to sell the place to Fishstick, in return for him bribing SHADOW into ending the war. Fishstick told them that he'd give Chaos Agent a lifetime supply of Vegan Sticks in return for ending the war. Chaos Agent said yes, and they were in peace. After that, Jules left the group. Little did they know another war was coming. One that could determine the fate of the universe.

Chapter 2: Season 4
Thor, the god of lightning in the Marvel universe, noticed Galactus, devourer of worlds, going after our island so that he could harvest energy from The Zero Point. Thor summoned more Marvel characters via the Bifrost; Iron Man, She-Hulk, Mystique, Storm, Wolverine, and Groot. Stonks Insurance hired them, and helped with some members, with the exception of; you must let your enemies join, too. He even gave them their team name; the Nexus Warriors. Hiring people such as Captain America, the only other person capable of holding Mjlnor, Venom, a human possesed by a goop-like alien, and Deadpool, that one guy everyone likes. After Iron Man created thousands of Battle Bus bombs, they were ready to kill Galactus. After a long, 10 minute battle, the Nexus Warriors succeeded, making Stonks Insurance one of the best companies EVER! But there's one problem; Galactus still got to The Zero Point, and it was unstablized.

Chapter 2: Season 5
After Jones wakes up from what he thinks to be a dream, he gets a call from Doctor Slone, his boss. Slone tells him that The Zero Point is unstable, and he needs to go out and fix it. Jones is also told NOT to attract the attention of The Seven, but he doesn't hear Slone say it. Jones goes over into the Loop to fix The Zero Point, but his Portal Device isn't enough. He soon founded the Imagined Order, and goes to Stonks Insurance for help. Hanz helps Jones hire bounty hunters across different realities, from Mando, to Ellen Ripley, all the way down to Ant-Man. The only problem is; Jones is creating Zero Point Portals when grabbing these members, making The Zero Point even MORE unstable, causing it to pulse.

Chapter 2: Season 6

 * Main article: Zero Crisis

Jones is on the Battle Bus, while communicating with Slone. Jones decides to go to The Seven, takes 99 damage after falling into a bush, and crushes his headset. A bunch of T-800s come and start shooting lasers, while Ellen Ripley takes them out. Next, a Xenomorph attacks Jones, and Sarah Connor takes him out. From Predator shooting Meowscles, to Ryu "hadouken-ing" Peely, all seems lost. After it all ended, Jones quit IO, and created Team Spire, with the help of Stonks Insurance.

=Trivia=
 * Its name and design are based on the Stonks meme, which actually uses Diamond Hanz in it.